My name is Ivan Petrov. Although my account is new, I've been browsing Wikipedia since 2006.
I have a website (it's not very good)
Yes I have too many userboxes and no, I won't sort them.

III This user enjoys music by Ludwig van Beethoven. This user is a libertarian socialist. This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education. This user is a Pastafarian. This user has an account on GitHub. This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all. This user can type 80 WPM. Chat This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day. C#-2 This user is an intermediate C# programmer. HYPO This user is a Hypochondriac. AS This user has Asperger syndrome. :( This user is a pessimist. This user is interested in Science. This user is interested in DNA and genetics.

II This user lives in, or hails from, Los Angeles. This user enjoys works of Science Fiction. DNA This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams. This user loves films by Stanley Kubrick. Chick flick This user strongly despises chick flicks and pointless romantic movies. This user supports autism acceptance, not awareness. KILROY WAS HERE! Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes. In Soviet Russia, Userbox makes you. XLII This user loves Roman numerals This user feels the synthetic pulse of Kraftwerk. DEVO "Q: Are we not men? A: "We are DEVO!" This user supports stem cell research. This user is interested in biology.

I This user qualifies as a nerd extraordinaire. This user enjoys music by Johann Sebastian Bach. This user likes early electronic music This user is addicted to video games. 42 This user's favorite number is 42. D++ This user looks better in a suit and tie This user listens to Neu! JD This user thinks that Love Will Tear Us Apart ...again. This user is strongly against online advertisements, especially intrusive ones. This user has a pro-Wikipedia bias. D&D This user plays Dungeons & Dragons. NG This user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor." Plague Inc. This user has played Plague Inc. and has ended humanity # time(s). You just lost The Game.