Hi! I'm Pineapple Storage. I'm a huge fan of Wikipedia, but relatively new to contributing; I've been editing since August 2022, but I've only recently passed 500 mainspace edits!

My long-standing areas of interest include comedy (especially stand-up), languages and linguistics, and nature/wildlife; more recently, I've also been interested in medicine (particularly cardiology), meteorology and aviation.

I'm passionate about open access and the democratization of knowledge, so it's a great honour to edit Wikipedia and I don't take it lightly. In that spirit, I'm keen to gain more experience in Project processes such as WP:Articles for Deletion and other discussions. I'm very much still in the early stages of my Wiki learning curve, so I welcome feedback on my contributions!

In other news, I have recently discovered Listen to Wikipedia and I'm completely obsessed. Would recommend to anyone who enjoys both Wikipedia and calming ambient music. Listen here.^[1]

Principles This user ardently opposes all forms of RACISM. This user supports trans-inclusive gender equality. This user values neurodiversity. This person does not use ableist terms or disability-related slurs. This user is an advocate of open research and open access. This user loves knowledge.

Contributions This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. This user is willing to be slapped with a trout, should they need it. This user has WikiSloth tendencies. This user has WikiGnome tendencies. This user has been on Wikipedia for 2 years, 8 months and 29 days. This User is excessively addicted to Wikipedia. This user is a member of WikiProject Comedy. This user participates in WikiProject Languages. This user has access to the Wikipedia Library. This user prefers citation templates. WTF? This user ALWAYS TRIES to leave an edit summary This user contributes using Inkscape.

Miscellaneous Z This user is a member of Generation Z. This user is a cat lover. This user dropped out of a prestigious university because they value their mental health over their career. This user is a multipotentialite. This user likes to crochet. This user listens to audio books. This user swears like a trooper in real life, but tries to avoid using profanity on Wikipedia. pompidou? This user is involved, or just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.

• Rent-seeking
• Distribution of wealth, especially § Wealth concentration
• False or misleading statements by Donald Trump
• United Kingdom government austerity programme, especially § Effects

• Lara Ricote October 2022
• Everyone Hates Elon April 2025

As of 28 April 2025

• Everyone Hates Elon — 87.8%
• Lara Ricote — 71.6%
• Cory Booker's marathon speech — 46.7%
• Keel-billed toucan — 29.6%