Userboxes This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae. This user contributes using Google Chrome. Comic Sans This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font. This user's news source is The Onion. This user uses Bing as a primary search engine. C#-2 This user is an intermediate C# programmer. WFA This user uses Wolfram Alpha. Java-3 This user is an advanced Java programmer. This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. WD This user owns a Western Digital hard drive. This user contributes using a PC. This user built his/her own PC. This user contributes using GIMP. This user is using Microsoft Office . This user contributes using Microsoft Windows. This user prefers Windows computers and is frustrated by Macs. This user contributes using Ubuntu. This user has a dual boot configuration. > _ This user often uses the command line when operating their computer. This user likes Java. UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! UBX(){   UBX(); } This user loves Recursion! This user is female. o.O This user is wierd This user knows that their user page is a mess, and likes it that way. This userbox was put here by mistake. This user likes jokes and humor. This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. This user believes they're smarter than Albert Einstein. Please feel free to kick them. — This space is for rent. {{!!!}} This user over-uses userboxes. 42 This user knows that the answer is 42. This user is not yet dead. Please check back later... This user is of Dutch ancestry. ; This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; he or she likes using them a lot. ə This user is a Grammar Nazi. This user does not and will not ever work at Apple. This user believes that all procrastinators (herself included) need to unite and take over the world... tomorrow. This user plays the violin. vln-3 This user is an advanced violinist. Red This user's favourite colour is red. P This user's favourite colour is pink. O This user's favourite colour is Orange. Y This user's favourite colour is Yellow. Gl This user's favourite colour is Gold. G This user's favourite colour is Green. B This user's favourite colour is Blue. Violet This user's favourite colour is violet. Bk This user's favourite colour is black. Gr This user's favourite colour is grey. White This user's favourite colour is white. truth This user knows that shiny is a color. This user likes all of the colors. This user prefers Cork Stoppers. This user believes cucumbers and watermelons taste the same. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference. This user needs more userboxes! This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant. ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy. This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. no life If you've really read all userboxes up until this one, you have no life. This user knows that the plural of userbox is userboxen. This user despises all dictators This user has not forgotten those killed by Communist China in Tiananmen Square. This user supports protection of the environment. This user is highly against nazism. This user demands the unconditional release of Liu Xiaobo This user will never understand the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. This user is insane. The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic. :( This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia. This user is confused by every aspect of life, including his/her own confusion. No iPod This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one.. Zune This user does not have a Zune, but wants one. This user dislikes iPods, and has a much cooler device. User:Carerra/FordSync This user is car-free.‡ This user lives in the U.S. State of New Hampshire. This user makes short movies in their free time. This user is addicted to The Tape of Life. This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you. This user does not smoke. This user is a Lego enthusiast This user traded a red paper clip for this userbox. This user loves to read. The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain. This user has been to the end of Wikipedia. Have you? Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

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About me

As my name suggests, I program in both Java and C#. May peace exist between the two languages!

I am a grammer Nazi (grammar intentionally misspelled on purpose), and as such I can be seen making grammatical edits to Wikipedia.

About my overly excessive collection of userboxes

I like to maintain an overly excessive collection of userboxes, many of which contradict each other. That is intentional. If, for some obscure reason, you remove one of my userboxes, I will hunt you down, exterminate you, and then add 10 more userboxes, all of which will contradict each other.

Yes, I do know that my collection of userboxes slows down the loading of my page. Take that, all you vandals with dial-up!

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